Month: December 2020

For it is July 11th and the spectral hound of Long Barton goes around the parish and cocks its leg against many a gatepost. Inhabitants try to scare it away with the rough music of drumming on pans, but always fail in the task due to the distraction of ale. – #CLNolan

For it is July 11th and the spectral hound of Long Barton goes around the parish and cocks its leg against many a gatepost. Inhabitants try to scare it away with the rough music of drumming on pans, but always fail in the task due to the distraction of ale. – #CLNolan

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 11, 2020

@countfrockula If you are a naughty child who leaves bones for it atvyour neighbours gate so that it will piss there, yes it is.

If you are a naughty child who leaves bones for it atvyour neighbours gate so that it will piss there, yes it is.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 11, 2020

@thelightoutside Well-deserved and as the saying goes, couldn‰Ûªt happen to a nicer man.

Well-deserved and as the saying goes, couldn’t happen to a nicer man.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 11, 2020

@SwanRiverPress You Quatermass numpty.

You Quatermass numpty.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 11, 2020

@GNutsofHorror Really sorry to hear this. You, your mother and your aunt are in my thoughts.

Really sorry to hear this. You, your mother and your aunt are in my thoughts.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 11, 2020

@leonardtduncalf No idea. I am half-banned from the Isle of Skye after a dispute with a Chinese restaurant, the local media and council.

No idea. I am half-banned from the Isle of Skye after a dispute with a Chinese restaurant, the local media and council.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 11, 2020

@andypaciorekart More and more I am becoming convinced that as children, you and I were part of some secret programmed halfway between MK-Ultra and Joe 90.

More and more I am becoming convinced that as children, you and I were part of some secret programmed halfway between MK-Ultra and Joe 90.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 11, 2020

@wisheart12 Proper!

Proper!

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 11, 2020

@fellranger1 Yep. Thankful. Grateful. Blessed and Lucky.

Yep. Thankful. Grateful. Blessed and Lucky.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 11, 2020

@Lines_Landscape @fellranger1 There is a rather hideous artist who has chronicled most of them and flies into terrible online rages if any of uses them as basis for fiction or finds one that he hasn‰Ûªt been to/doesn‰Ûªt use the more common Thankful terminology.

There is a rather hideous artist who has chronicled most of them and flies into terrible online rages if any of uses them as basis for fiction or finds one that he hasn’t been to/doesn’t use the more common Thankful terminology.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 11, 2020