Month: December 2020

@WoodLloydWood Eagle-eyed?: There you go, puffing yourself up. It was a error on a piece you ‘junk’, but you had to crow about it. Poor show.

Eagle-eyed?: There you go, puffing yourself up. It was a error on a piece you 'junk', but you had to crow about it. Poor show.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 12, 2020

I am actually finding my family’s dislike, incomprehension and offence at Hookland slightly comforting. It suggests something about it must be right.

I am actually finding my family's dislike, incomprehension and offence at Hookland slightly comforting. It suggests something about it must be right.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 12, 2020

@kateinnes2 I tend to agree that secret handshakes, nods at certain angles and obscure hand gestures feel more Hookland. However, I am personally not averse to the high-five.

I tend to agree that secret handshakes, nods at certain angles and obscure hand gestures feel more Hookland. However, I am personally not averse to the high-five.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 12, 2020

Entrance to the crypt at St. Theodore’s, Hawkwood. The clergy complaint’s about ‘ghost-seer tourism’ have led to the police restricting access to parts of the village on November 2nd each year. https://t.co/osJMThfg9P

Entrance to the crypt at St. Theodore's, Hawkwood. The clergy complaint's about 'ghost-seer tourism' have led to the police restricting access to parts of the village on November 2nd each year. pic.twitter.com/osJMThfg9P

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 12, 2020

@kateinnes2 I am used to four decades of my mother not reading anything I write – book, TV script, poem, ghost-written celebrity biography – but the actual disdain and forceful dislike of Hookland by family members is an entirely new and I think, positive thing.

I am used to four decades of my mother not reading anything I write – book, TV script, poem, ghost-written celebrity biography – but the actual disdain and forceful dislike of Hookland by family members is an entirely new and I think, positive thing.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 12, 2020

@LatimerNell Incomprehensible. Degenerate. Too revealing.

Incomprehensible. Degenerate. Too revealing.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 12, 2020

@ScornaLott @LatimerNell Wait until they find out about @ReptonGuide

Wait until they find out about @ReptonGuide

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 12, 2020

@LatimerNell @ScornaLott My favourite place name https://t.co/1DQbejuY96

My favourite place name https://t.co/1DQbejuY96

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 12, 2020

@guy_whatmore @Rebecca52731232 And I am sorry to be a bit ranty, but the number of my fellow dyslexic writers that have quit Twitter because of the spelling police shame makes me quite sad. Yes, we should have thicker skins and yes, you shouldn‰Ûªt do it.

And I am sorry to be a bit ranty, but the number of my fellow dyslexic writers that have quit Twitter because of the spelling police shame makes me quite sad. Yes, we should have thicker skins and yes, you shouldn’t do it.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 11, 2020

One of the things I like about the county of my birth is that it has eleven words that I know of for describing the attempt to grasp at the details of a dream made mist by waking. – #CLNolan

One of the things I like about the county of my birth is that it has eleven words that I know of for describing the attempt to grasp at the details of a dream made mist by waking. – #CLNolan

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 11, 2020