Month: May 2017

Thanks for the follow, not often I am kept in the same company as Jason Isaacs.

Thanks for the follow, not often I am kept in the same company as Jason Isaacs.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

@72gowerstreet I’ve sat beside Mr. Kermode in Soho screening rooms on a few occasions, but almost all hashtags are beyond this bear of little brains.

I've sat beside Mr. Kermode in Soho screening rooms on a few occasions, but almost all hashtags are beyond this bear of little brains.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

@72gowerstreet Oh no correction, just try to understand that I am basically an Edwardian, unfashionable idiot with little knowledge of most popular things.

Oh no correction, just try to understand that I am basically an Edwardian, unfashionable idiot with little knowledge of most popular things.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

Those roads, concrete fingers grasping at throat of the land, rarely hold to the promises of the signs. They rarely lead out of Hookland.

Those roads, concrete fingers grasping at throat of the land, rarely hold to the promises of the signs. They rarely lead out of Hookland.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

@WhatMollySaid No. Also without a house elf.

No. Also without a house elf.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

Murder, hanging, doomed loved – all the best ghost generators – are to be found in the shadow of Hag Hill. #CLNolan https://t.co/UhlrMTsNBA

Murder, hanging, doomed loved – all the best ghost generators – are to be found in the shadow of Hag Hill. #CLNolan pic.twitter.com/UhlrMTsNBA

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

Chalwood Forest is misnamed as it’s no more than a wood in size. Yet wildness is there. Wildness and old things. https://t.co/0KINh0MJXc

Chalwood Forest is misnamed as it's no more than a wood in size. Yet wildness is there. Wildness and old things. pic.twitter.com/0KINh0MJXc

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

@pennypyro Size. A wood is larger than a grove or copse, a forest larger than a wood. There is also an issue of density, but that’s less important.

Size. A wood is larger than a grove or copse, a forest larger than a wood. There is also an issue of density, but that's less important.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

@kirstymhall The Hookland Museum of Curiosities in Hook is my favourite of the county’s museums. Though I am also fond of the Musuem of Cunning.

The Hookland Museum of Curiosities in Hook is my favourite of the county's museums. Though I am also fond of the Musuem of Cunning.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

@kirstymhall Almost certainly donated by someone with land and propensity for amateur archaeology. Mr. Nolan was a bit too lazy for digging.

Almost certainly donated by someone with land and propensity for amateur archaeology. Mr. Nolan was a bit too lazy for digging.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017