Month: May 2017

@owenbooth @bookshaped @alysdragon This is my problem. A can do 17 cans of Red Bull and have no jitters, no caffeine benefit. It’s the shittiest super power ever.

This is my problem. A can do 17 cans of Red Bull and have no jitters, no caffeine benefit. It's the shittiest super power ever.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

@owenbooth @bookshaped @alysdragon Sigh, just another reason why my efforts at writing are doomed.

Sigh, just another reason why my efforts at writing are doomed.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

In shaking of branch in wind, whisper of breeze-bullied leaves, there’s an old language some still speak. – #CLNolan https://t.co/JFVH7IcUwm

In shaking of branch in wind, whisper of breeze-bullied leaves, there's an old language some still speak. – #CLNolan pic.twitter.com/JFVH7IcUwm

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

@owenbooth @bookshaped @alysdragon No, I think the inability to have hangover is a hangover from all those years as journalist and waking up on planes to Timbuktu etc.

No, I think the inability to have hangover is a hangover from all those years as journalist and waking up on planes to Timbuktu etc.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

@bookshaped @owenbooth @alysdragon I was once challenged to drink as many cans of Red Bull as there were people in the pub (34). When I got to 17, the challenger …

I was once challenged to drink as many cans of Red Bull as there were people in the pub (34). When I got to 17, the challenger …

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

@bookshaped @owenbooth @alysdragon … threw down å£50 in notes and said: Just stop, please. You win. I just wanted to see you wired. No-one can do this without dying.

… threw down £50 in notes and said: Just stop, please. You win. I just wanted to see you wired. No-one can do this without dying.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

@pilgrimpace @owenbooth @bookshaped @alysdragon Don’t taunt me., We all know I have no taste.

Don't taunt me., We all know I have no taste.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

@pilgrimpace @owenbooth @bookshaped @alysdragon I’m immune to caffeine. 1,3,7-trimethylxanthine isn’t anyone’s favourite way to assassinate. Not even the CIA back in the Fidel days.

I'm immune to caffeine. 1,3,7-trimethylxanthine isn't anyone's favourite way to assassinate. Not even the CIA back in the Fidel days.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

@dedbutdrmng This is only because you’ve read the liner notes for this. https://t.co/P7X7YYm7IB

This is only because you've read the liner notes for this. pic.twitter.com/P7X7YYm7IB

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017

@sneezysnooze @owenbooth @bookshaped I now have tea envy,

I now have tea envy,

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) July 4, 2017