Month: September 2017

@FugaPericulum @KrisHolt1 A real word as you can see from the Hookland Dialect Dictionary. https://t.co/7KbnQBzjdP

A real word as you can see from the Hookland Dialect Dictionary. pic.twitter.com/7KbnQBzjdP

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2017

Dead fish in a jar. Label says Close Encounter of the Second Kind – Silver Pool, May 18th, 1967. https://t.co/UynEasBAE0

Dead fish in a jar. Label says Close Encounter of the Second Kind – Silver Pool, May 18th, 1967. pic.twitter.com/UynEasBAE0

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2017

@pilgrimpace Yes. She doesn’t eat fish.

Yes. She doesn't eat fish.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2017

@pilgrimpace You are pork again. You wonder why you are banned from Hookland.

You are pork again. You wonder why you are banned from Hookland.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2017

@pilgrimpace You are obsessed by pork. You see porcine phantasms. You harass and disparage Museum staff. The Consistory Court watches you,

You are obsessed by pork. You see porcine phantasms. You harass and disparage Museum staff. The Consistory Court watches you,

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2017

Hookland is closing early tonight. Migraine is killing my spelling and Bear is doing this. https://t.co/oiTnnN4abo

Hookland is closing early tonight. Migraine is killing my spelling and Bear is doing this. pic.twitter.com/oiTnnN4abo

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2017

@lazcorp Thank you.

Thank you.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2017

@weirdworldHQ England does good place names. One of true areas of world-leading.

England does good place names. One of true areas of world-leading.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2017

May the Bone Angel never find you. – Traditional Hookland blessing https://t.co/1ZpXibFQkE

May the Bone Angel never find you.
– Traditional Hookland blessing pic.twitter.com/1ZpXibFQkE

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 8, 2017

@DuncanSimms @hilliatfields This is a lie. Be careful when saying things like this. The Hookland Tourist Authority have no sense of humour. https://t.co/sYPpAXRdLM

This is a lie. Be careful when saying things like this. The Hookland Tourist Authority have no sense of humour. pic.twitter.com/sYPpAXRdLM

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 9, 2017