Month: April 2018

@OliviaAlice95 @hughbarnard I’ve lived in the Empty Quarter and all along the Fenchurch Street line.

I've lived in the Empty Quarter and all along the Fenchurch Street line.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 3, 2018

@OliviaAlice95 @hughbarnard If you can call places like Pitsea pretty, you are much gentler and more positive soul than me.

If you can call places like Pitsea pretty, you are much gentler and more positive soul than me.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 3, 2018

@Archieislander @ericmarcus Pish, we all know I am too old and too grumpy to do charming.

Pish, we all know I am too old and too grumpy to do charming.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 3, 2018

@OliviaAlice95 @hughbarnard From the A-Z of Influences on Hookland. And as nothing in Hookland is made up, just remembered differently, Bradwell is in there as well. https://t.co/G51d2rnJ3I

From the A-Z of Influences on Hookland. And as nothing in Hookland is made up, just remembered differently, Bradwell is in there as well. pic.twitter.com/G51d2rnJ3I

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 3, 2018

@WhatMollySaid Good, but my old local pub in West London used to be a brothel owned by the Church of England and that is top funk.

Good, but my old local pub in West London used to be a brothel owned by the Church of England and that is top funk.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 3, 2018

@pilgrimpace Andy, this is not the best route for a Masterchef audition.

Andy, this is not the best route for a Masterchef audition.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 3, 2018

@LordSteerpike There will probably be an entry in the Guide on them.

There will probably be an entry in the Guide on them.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 3, 2018

@tookiebunten @urbanprehisto Not in the top five. You just don’t get the ghosts per square yard in the average cottage.

Not in the top five. You just don't get the ghosts per square yard in the average cottage.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 3, 2018

@DarkNookShop We don’t have those in Hookland. It is clearly an English failing.

We don't have those in Hookland. It is clearly an English failing.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 3, 2018

@DarkNookShop You can’t get much of a conversation out of a living cat, let alone trying to talk to a dead one during a seance.

You can't get much of a conversation out of a living cat, let alone trying to talk to a dead one during a seance.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 3, 2018