Month: June 2018

@DragonTribeHkld Aye, the only two places you can come from in Hookland that get you immediately banned from pubs are Vengore and the Shire of Strangers.

Aye, the only two places you can come from in Hookland that get you immediately banned from pubs are Vengore and the Shire of Strangers.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 5, 2018

@hilliatfields Sound your klaxon. The Dialect Dictionary is coming back.

@hilliatfields Sound your klaxon. The Dialect Dictionary is coming back.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 5, 2018

Words from the #Hookland Dialect Dictionary. My #WOTD is Atterclaps. https://t.co/eNe3qwDHtD

Words from the #Hookland Dialect Dictionary. My #WOTD is Atterclaps. pic.twitter.com/eNe3qwDHtD

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 5, 2018

@thevitalspark01 You are of course, already familiar with applesticklers.

@thevitalspark01 You are of course, already familiar with applesticklers.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 5, 2018

@thevitalspark01 At some point I will get round to listing the top twenty Hookland apple and pear puddings/pies/pastries.

At some point I will get round to listing the top twenty Hookland apple and pear puddings/pies/pastries.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 5, 2018

@SplashDSM @hookland The bitcoin sock puppet of @hookland and @hookland1 must be most mystified.

The bitcoin sock puppet of @hookland and @hookland1 must be most mystified.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 5, 2018

Don‰Ûªt knock a bit of pneumancy. Divination by faery clock is simple, but it works. – Cunning Jack Rosehip https://t.co/1b3ACTuAHv

Don’t knock a bit of pneumancy. Divination by faery clock is simple, but it works. – Cunning Jack Rosehip pic.twitter.com/1b3ACTuAHv

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 5, 2018

@owenbooth Yes, but only cockwads nick the idea from someone else and don’t give due credit.

Yes, but only cockwads nick the idea from someone else and don't give due credit.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 5, 2018

The feral shadows of the boneyard make maps on the gravestones, charts to the territory of the dead. #CLNolan https://t.co/OvNpHnmWg9

The feral shadows of the boneyard make maps on the gravestones, charts to the territory of the dead. #CLNolan pic.twitter.com/OvNpHnmWg9

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 5, 2018

@rachael_moravia A capital offence.

A capital offence.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 5, 2018