Month: June 2018

Other patches get perverts and prankers in phoneboxes, we Nokes get lumbered with aliens abusing them. #DICallaghan https://t.co/sh8CFLa5ro

Other patches get perverts and prankers in phoneboxes, we Nokes get lumbered with aliens abusing them. #DICallaghan pic.twitter.com/sh8CFLa5ro

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 6, 2018

@ThatCthulhuGuy It is the only definition that matters.

It is the only definition that matters.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 6, 2018

@DeadGull Does he speak English or just this emoji numpty?

Does he speak English or just this emoji numpty?

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 6, 2018

@DeadGull I’ll slap you. Promise. And likewise.

I'll slap you. Promise. And likewise.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 6, 2018

@DeadGull All these clever types going on about it being a new language, no chums, what it is those naff 1970s puzzle books they gave to kids where some dumb adult though: ‘What larks to use a picture of an eye for I in this. How young hands will clap.’ Emojis – high level wankery.

All these clever types going on about it being a new language, no chums, what it is those naff 1970s puzzle books they gave to kids where some dumb adult though: 'What larks to use a picture of an eye for I in this. How young hands will clap.' Emojis – high level wankery.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 6, 2018

@DeadGull So often the resort of the retarded mind who doesn‰Ûªt know the difference between humorous insight and pathetic numptiness.

So often the resort of the retarded mind who doesn’t know the difference between humorous insight and pathetic numptiness.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 6, 2018

@Borley_rectory Possibly my second-favourite recounted dream of the year, though you get a lot of competition from my friend Phil Hines. Definitely top three.

Possibly my second-favourite recounted dream of the year, though you get a lot of competition from my friend Phil Hines. Definitely top three.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 6, 2018

All those posh doors to clubs and societies we aren‰Ûªt meant to bother, kick ‰Û÷em in Nokes, kick ‰Û÷em in. #DICallaghan https://t.co/kMHhG8GiD5

All those posh doors to clubs and societies we aren’t meant to bother, kick ‘em in Nokes, kick ‘em in. #DICallaghan pic.twitter.com/kMHhG8GiD5

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 6, 2018

@Borley_rectory Phil, being one of the finest occult thinkers I’ve ever known, has dreams that make zither hybrids almost mundane.

Phil, being one of the finest occult thinkers I've ever known, has dreams that make zither hybrids almost mundane.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 6, 2018

@Borley_rectory He’s got an alright singing-to-himself voice.

He's got an alright singing-to-himself voice.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 6, 2018