Hookland 3/6/19 5:29:14

If there are future Hookland podcasts, it is clear they should be Hookland pubcasts and all accidentally tweeted by my left nipple at the point we are talking about Andrew Collins, Egypt and ancient cow cults.

Hookland 3/6/19 5:41:33

@sethanikeem We accidentally did 33 minutes of it earlier today before the joint forces of the Great Council of Hookland and Phil Hine managed to shut it down.

Hookland 3/6/19 5:51:34

@sethanikeem Cow cults. Nitrogen levels at Nabta Playa. Which English occultists might expect police visitation. The usual pub conversation in Hookland.

Hookland 3/6/19 6:56:07

@welovefolklore Bollocks. No-one is cool. It is the big lie that floats on the oceanic currents of your culture and there will be dozens who read that and think: hang on, he‰Ûªs much cooler than me.