Month: September 2019

Faith is entwined with fear on the coast of Hookland. Prayer and cross joined with wave offerings against the Tithe Tide, against the King-Under-the-Sea. https://t.co/3Hgs8840AI

Faith is entwined with fear on the coast of Hookland. Prayer and cross joined with wave offerings against the Tithe Tide, against the King-Under-the-Sea. pic.twitter.com/3Hgs8840AI

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) September 9, 2019

@SpaceWeather9 You have been out of the country for a while. Two pints for å£6?

You have been out of the country for a while. Two pints for £6?

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) September 9, 2019

@SpaceWeather9 Yes, you won’t be doing that again, no matter how far north you go.

Yes, you won't be doing that again, no matter how far north you go.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) September 9, 2019

@WitchOfLeeds @SpaceWeather9 I am moving to Leeds.

I am moving to Leeds.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) September 9, 2019

@BonyardB Don’t drag me into this. My own mother reported me to the Met as a possible suspect when some Dr. Dee artifacts were stolen.

Don't drag me into this. My own mother reported me to the Met as a possible suspect when some Dr. Dee artifacts were stolen.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) September 9, 2019

@SpaceWeather9 Pints are still part of the working class measurement system just as you work out the weight of things using pounds of sugar.

Pints are still part of the working class measurement system just as you work out the weight of things using pounds of sugar.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) September 9, 2019

@WitchOfLeeds @SpaceWeather9 Can you get out alive though? You could get 99p pints in a pub in Southend, but there were costs in other areas, often involving casually deployed violence towards your person.

Can you get out alive though? You could get 99p pints in a pub in Southend, but there were costs in other areas, often involving casually deployed violence towards your person.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) September 9, 2019

@WitchOfLeeds @SpaceWeather9 Entitled shitlarks and cockwads is the tithe against drinking in almost everywhere with pretensions of posh.

Entitled shitlarks and cockwads is the tithe against drinking in almost everywhere with pretensions of posh.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) September 9, 2019

Can your hear that awful sound? A terrible psychic rattle in paper-thin cage of your skull? That my friends, is the sound of #Hookland getting out of first gear after five long years. Be afraid. It probably doesn’t augur good.

Can your hear that awful sound? A terrible psychic rattle in paper-thin cage of your skull? That my friends, is the sound of #Hookland getting out of first gear after five long years. Be afraid. It probably doesn't augur good.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) August 8, 2019

@Meadowsilver1 No, that is more likely The Hum.

No, that is more likely The Hum.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) August 8, 2019