Month: March 2020

@semperrasa If one listens to the Pylon People on the subject, it is clear that The Hum is not neutral.

If one listens to the Pylon People on the subject, it is clear that The Hum is not neutral.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 3, 2020

@TinyWriterLaura Free cursed object disposal services are available for the ending of pisspuffin malarkey from such shitlark shamans.

Free cursed object disposal services are available for the ending of pisspuffin malarkey from such shitlark shamans.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 3, 2020

@TinyWriterLaura I have at my disposal, owed favours from some fine magicians who would be more than capable of disposing of vagina vixen if necessary. Just say the word.

I have at my disposal, owed favours from some fine magicians who would be more than capable of disposing of vagina vixen if necessary. Just say the word.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) March 3, 2020

Here is your regular reminder that you all own Hookland. Dill your boots. * Small print: except fascist, homophobic and misogynistic flavours of pisspuffin. https://t.co/kN9egrJEpe

Here is your regular reminder that you all own Hookland. Dill your boots. * Small print: except fascist, homophobic and misogynistic flavours of pisspuffin. pic.twitter.com/kN9egrJEpe

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) February 2, 2020

@Irr_Orbit I may need to refer you to small print on how most dyslexics feel about spelling being corrected in material you get for free and therefore which isn‰Ûªt edited. However, the curmudgeon wave may dissipate before that.

I may need to refer you to small print on how most dyslexics feel about spelling being corrected in material you get for free and therefore which isn’t edited. However, the curmudgeon wave may dissipate before that.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) February 2, 2020

@Irr_Orbit There is this terrible rumour abroad that I am a nice person when it should be clear to all that I am actually a terrible, humourless grump of a beast.

There is this terrible rumour abroad that I am a nice person when it should be clear to all that I am actually a terrible, humourless grump of a beast.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) February 2, 2020

@Irr_Orbit You can apply for membership of the Curmudgeon Club.

You can apply for membership of the Curmudgeon Club.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) February 2, 2020

@Irr_Orbit Regular meetings are held on my sofa.

Regular meetings are held on my sofa.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) February 2, 2020

@MariaStrutz It is not mine, but both it And pusspuffin are now in the Hookland dialect dictionary.

It is not mine, but both it And pusspuffin are now in the Hookland dialect dictionary.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) February 2, 2020

@scarletimprint The Lighthouse is brilliant.

The Lighthouse is brilliant.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) February 2, 2020