Month: June 2020

Brian Danebury claims there’s a ‘Hookland Bigfoot’, a woodwose still living in the county and the next thing someone’s gone up in a balloon to find it who disappears and kids are wandering in the woods who are my men are still hunting for. The man’s a menace. – #DICallaghan

Brian Danebury claims there's a 'Hookland Bigfoot', a woodwose still living in the county and the next thing someone's gone up in a balloon to find it who disappears and kids are wandering in the woods who are my men are still hunting for. The man's a menace. – #DICallaghan

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 6, 2020

@SwampyWytch Bezoar stone are highly prized in the county, though some more than other. One from the stomach of the murderer is considered a prize as is one from the stomach of a white bull. Some seek the trichobezoar, claiming it has incredible abilities to resolve the most tangled problems.

Bezoar stone are highly prized in the county, though some more than other. One from the stomach of the murderer is considered a prize as is one from the stomach of a white bull. Some seek the trichobezoar, claiming it has incredible abilities to resolve the most tangled problems.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 6, 2020

@SwampyWytch To find one from a Marsh Ape would be wonderous!

To find one from a Marsh Ape would be wonderous!

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 6, 2020

@SwampyWytch Of all the bezoar stones, those most prized in the county come from the stomach of a hanged murderer or the belly of a Marsh Ape. Both are said to be useful in the working of malign marvels. ‰ÛÒ Dr. Bron, 1645

Of all the bezoar stones, those most prized in the county come from the stomach of a hanged murderer or the belly of a Marsh Ape. Both are said to be useful in the working of malign marvels. – Dr. Bron, 1645

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 6, 2020

@FarSouthProject @psychojography As always with you, proper.

As always with you, proper.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 6, 2020

Of all the bezoar stones, those most prized in the county come from the stomach of a hanged murderer or the belly of a Marsh Ape. Both are said to be useful in the working of malign marvels. ‰ÛÒ Dr. Bron, 1645

Of all the bezoar stones, those most prized in the county come from the stomach of a hanged murderer or the belly of a Marsh Ape. Both are said to be useful in the working of malign marvels. – Dr. Bron, 1645

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 6, 2020

@SwampyWytch Yes, even before quarantine where all is scarce except fear and selfish-pisspuffinry, these were true rarities.

Yes, even before quarantine where all is scarce except fear and selfish-pisspuffinry, these were true rarities.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 6, 2020

In a move that I hope will at least cheer @Leigh_Wright_, I have begun transcribing entries from the Phoenix Guide To Strange England: Hookland again. Today, The Jolly Eccentric tavern at Bidulpham. https://t.co/MPH1valtNi

In a move that I hope will at least cheer @Leigh_Wright_, I have begun transcribing entries from the Phoenix Guide To Strange England: Hookland again. Today, The Jolly Eccentric tavern at Bidulpham. pic.twitter.com/MPH1valtNi

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 6, 2020

@semperrasa @Leigh_Wright_ You don’t think I make this stuff up do you?

You don't think I make this stuff up do you?

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 6, 2020

@semperrasa @Leigh_Wright_ As if I have that much imagination. The very idea is insane. https://t.co/qBd8Dk0ZmB

As if I have that much imagination. The very idea is insane. pic.twitter.com/qBd8Dk0ZmB

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 6, 2020