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@MWBewick This shabby parade of pisspuffinry is the worst sort of solvent for the weakening glue that is keeping things together.
This shabby parade of pisspuffinry is the worst sort of solvent for the weakening glue that is keeping things together.
— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 8, 2020
Other Phoenix Guides To Strange England are available …
Other Phoenix Guides To Strange England are available … https://t.co/SUQ76jC2iP
— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 8, 2020
@PhilH86835657 @amyhale93 @andypaciorekart @pighilltweets @Skionar @maximpetergriff @LatimerNell @larkfall @WitchOfLeeds @lazcorp @LHookland @oldweirdalbion @owenbooth @dedbutdrmng @MariaStrutz @ChrisJosiffe Big, big drinks.
Big, big drinks.
— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 8, 2020
@hlffoods You know may not sell much to anyone who knows the county of Hookland as home to monsters, horror and strangeness.
@hlffoods You know may not sell much to anyone who knows the county of Hookland as home to monsters, horror and strangeness.
— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 8, 2020
It is hard to find a Hookland village where at least one cottage does not have the rumour of cunning or witching. Where little gifts of jam or cake are left on doorstep as thanks or appeasement. – Vera Winterfield https://t.co/zFtQdVyPcG
It is hard to find a Hookland village where at least one cottage does not have the rumour of cunning or witching. Where little gifts of jam or cake are left on doorstep as thanks or appeasement. – Vera Winterfield pic.twitter.com/zFtQdVyPcG
— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 9, 2020
As the home trees of wood sprites return to green crowing, so does the numbers of tributes at their trunks swell. Pourings of apple brandy, bits of toasted cheese, the odd shiny sixpence. – #CLNolan https://t.co/UHfe9857O0
As the home trees of wood sprites return to green crowing, so does the numbers of tributes at their trunks swell. Pourings of apple brandy, bits of toasted cheese, the odd shiny sixpence. – #CLNolan pic.twitter.com/UHfe9857O0
— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 9, 2020
@brokenbottleboy I thought you only got that answer if you asked for the most wrong-headed use of the word Û÷favouriteÛª.
I thought you only got that answer if you asked for the most wrong-headed use of the word ‘favourite’.
— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 9, 2020
@HelenThompson66 You too please.
You too please.
— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 9, 2020
@amyhale93 @PhilH86835657 Anti-Catholicism was the popularist dog-whistle in England for centuries.
Anti-Catholicism was the popularist dog-whistle in England for centuries.
— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 8, 2020
@jamiedelano Open the churches to meet their god quicker … all very death cult.
Open the churches to meet their god quicker … all very death cult.
— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) April 8, 2020