Hookland 9/4/20 1:08:17

@jamiedelano I have been advocating the ritual burning of Jeremy Kyle since 2010. If only people had listened, so much that blights this land might have been avoided.

Hookland 9/4/20 5:38:07

He told me that the witches of Barrowcross drink a ‰Û÷wild ale‰Ûª to which cowbane and nightshade are added as well as many secret words of magic. I long to sup it. – Dr. Bron, 1637 #WitchWednesday

Hookland 9/4/20 6:53:07

In Hookland, two names of commonly given to the natural intelligence by which certain people know how to make the potions and ointments for their magics, the first is the Devil‰Ûªs or Witch‰Ûªs Instinct, the second is Hedge-Heard. #WitchWednesday

Hookland 9/4/20 7:12:31

Twitter is your pub. You are the landlord. Adopt a door policy that makes your timeline a place you are happy to be. Also, don‰Ûªt try to sneak into Hookland if you are an ethnostate numpty. We don‰Ûªt serve racist pisspuffins here.

Hookland 9/4/20 7:47:15

Ethnostate numpties think the border patrol of Hookland is thick. They forget the bone horse can detect when you have rebranded after being banned by Twitter and it can sniff out pisspuffinry even if you try to hide your racist follows under a dozen lovely folklore folk. https://t.co/Xar5d9j2bb