Month: November 2020

@Alderley Not this time of year. Not unless Beelzebub with his halo of flies is coming to call.

Not this time of year. Not unless Beelzebub with his halo of flies is coming to call.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 11, 2020

@Worldation_com Can’t you be more honest about yourself? Say: We are click-bait. People won’t dislike you and your awful ads anymore and you will at least be free from the fetid stench of your lying biographical description.

Can't you be more honest about yourself? Say: We are click-bait. People won't dislike you and your awful ads anymore and you will at least be free from the fetid stench of your lying biographical description.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 11, 2020

@johnreppion Having written all those awful true crime books, I have my exemption and now can plot to murder with impunity.

Having written all those awful true crime books, I have my exemption and now can plot to murder with impunity.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 11, 2020

@Richard_Kadrey Can you explain Mexican Coke to me? It seemed to be a secret currency in West Virginia and it was too valued for me to do a taste test.

Can you explain Mexican Coke to me? It seemed to be a secret currency in West Virginia and it was too valued for me to do a taste test.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 11, 2020

@MadeleineSwann Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 11, 2020

@dumbsupper The only drug to have you talking to dolphins one minute and waking up 48-hours later in a lift-shaft in Clerkenwell.

The only drug to have you talking to dolphins one minute and waking up 48-hours later in a lift-shaft in Clerkenwell.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 11, 2020

@ryanliveson @johnreppion More importantly, I know how to poison you with a salad and ensure there is no autopsy. More importantly, I know the 17 places to pierce a body to let the gases out so a corpse in the water does not rise.

More importantly, I know how to poison you with a salad and ensure there is no autopsy. More importantly, I know the 17 places to pierce a body to let the gases out so a corpse in the water does not rise.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 11, 2020

@ryanliveson @johnreppion When I illegally bought guns from pubs for a thing, I did have to tell Scotland Yard before hand and also Customs when buying guns in Belgium and smuggling them back into the UK.

When I illegally bought guns from pubs for a thing, I did have to tell Scotland Yard before hand and also Customs when buying guns in Belgium and smuggling them back into the UK.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 11, 2020

@MadeleineSwann May the coming year bring you a surfeit of blessings and smiles. You deserve it.

May the coming year bring you a surfeit of blessings and smiles. You deserve it.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 11, 2020

@ryanliveson @johnreppion An awful lot better than writing about their corrupt officers.

An awful lot better than writing about their corrupt officers.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) October 11, 2020