Month: November 2020

@kayorchison As a question?

As a question?

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 11, 2020

@kayorchison Bloody honoured then.

Bloody honoured then.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 11, 2020

@WoodLloydWood As I am married to a girl from Sydney, I am sure you appreciate straight-talking. Aussie bluntness can be profoundly refreshing. Allow some from this Englishman. https://t.co/joDeslLXKF

As I am married to a girl from Sydney, I am sure you appreciate straight-talking. Aussie bluntness can be profoundly refreshing. Allow some from this Englishman. pic.twitter.com/joDeslLXKF

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 11, 2020

https://t.co/pEIGeBoEfG

https://t.co/CtQLDa6hbJ pic.twitter.com/pEIGeBoEfG

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 11, 2020

Some call him the Master of Moss, others the Wood Guard. Others said he was nothing but the decayed memory of a time when woodwose were to be found. None would give any name too him too close to trees in case they told him he was talked about behind his back. – #CLNolan https://t.co/lTJC2JbWHE

Some call him the Master of Moss, others the Wood Guard. Others said he was nothing but the decayed memory of a time when woodwose were to be found. None would give any name too him too close to trees in case they told him he was talked about behind his back. – #CLNolan pic.twitter.com/lTJC2JbWHE

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 11, 2020

@WoodLloydWood A patting yourself on the back in private for the eagle-eye or taking advantage of open DMs would have sufficed too. Public pedantic pisspuffinry doesn’t get tolerated these days. You want people to assume the intention is good, do it in private.

A patting yourself on the back in private for the eagle-eye or taking advantage of open DMs would have sufficed too. Public pedantic pisspuffinry doesn't get tolerated these days. You want people to assume the intention is good, do it in private.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 11, 2020

Below graves forgotten by families, but remembered by flowers, the dead stretch towards the spring sun. Memories of before, memories of above in every warming of the soil. https://t.co/52NtTVyxFz

Below graves forgotten by families, but remembered by flowers, the dead stretch towards the spring sun. Memories of before, memories of above in every warming of the soil. pic.twitter.com/52NtTVyxFz

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 11, 2020

@WoodLloydWood Noticed you didn’t for this one, just the ones where you being a bit of dick is being called out. https://t.co/LKo82nQWhA

Noticed you didn't for this one, just the ones where you being a bit of dick is being called out. pic.twitter.com/LKo82nQWhA

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 11, 2020

@WoodLloydWood Try to make yourself feel clever and get told sit down. Waste time arguing with someone who reckons you haven‰Ûªt got the manners of cockroach after your first tweet if you want, but you‰Ûªll get called on that behaviour more in the future. Us dyslexics are fed up with pisspuffinry.

Try to make yourself feel clever and get told sit down. Waste time arguing with someone who reckons you haven’t got the manners of cockroach after your first tweet if you want, but you’ll get called on that behaviour more in the future. Us dyslexics are fed up with pisspuffinry.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 11, 2020

@WoodLloydWood I am dyslexic. I mentor a young dyslexic writer. Number of dyslexic creators who feel too insecure about social media due to that type of ‘just pointing out’ is too high. If it’s ‘junk’ – save your time, ignore it, However, you don’t. You seem to need to feel clever. Why’s that?

I am dyslexic. I mentor a young dyslexic writer. Number of dyslexic creators who feel too insecure about social media due to that type of 'just pointing out' is too high. If it's 'junk' – save your time, ignore it, However, you don't. You seem to need to feel clever. Why's that?

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) May 11, 2020