Month: August 2021

@wickwoodcounty The scratch and scar of the wild hunt is cicatrix across the county.

The scratch and scar of the wild hunt is cicatrix across the county.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) January 7, 2021

@tdh I trifle unfair to clowns.

I trifle unfair to clowns.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) January 7, 2021

@tdh They are as rancid as freshly dredged pond filth and as thick as mince. Their stupidity will be infamous.

They are as rancid as freshly dredged pond filth and as thick as mince. Their stupidity will be infamous.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) January 7, 2021

It was a January afternoon, drained of light sometime just after four. Snow clouds edged their way across the great aerial common above, desperate foxes braved the lanes below earlier than usual, It was then I heard untrustworthy spirits use the voices of the dead. – #CLNolan

It was a January afternoon, drained of light sometime just after four. Snow clouds edged their way across the great aerial common above, desperate foxes braved the lanes below earlier than usual, It was then I heard untrustworthy spirits use the voices of the dead. – #CLNolan

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) January 7, 2021

The lot of the policeman and the word factory hack like yourself Mr. Griffens, have a lot in common. We both often bash typewriters in the lonely hours of the night to the sound of the office being vacuumed. However, us policeman don’t write as many dangerous lies. – #DICallaghan

The lot of the policeman and the word factory hack like yourself Mr. Griffens, have a lot in common. We both often bash typewriters in the lonely hours of the night to the sound of the office being vacuumed. However, us policeman don't write as many dangerous lies. – #DICallaghan

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) January 7, 2021

Hookland Word of the Day: Buke – a sarcastic mangling of both berk and duke, to call someone a buke in the county is to suggest that they are both up-themselves with undeserved airs and graces whilst simultaneously displaying the intelligence of a half pound of mince. #HWOTD

Hookland Word of the Day:
Buke – a sarcastic mangling of both berk and duke, to call someone a buke in the county is to suggest that they are both up-themselves with undeserved airs and graces whilst simultaneously displaying the intelligence of a half pound of mince.#HWOTD

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) January 8, 2021

@morocco_dave I am not afraid to display my ignorance as a question is a step towards knowledge, but who is Susie Dent?

I am not afraid to display my ignorance as a question is a step towards knowledge, but who is Susie Dent?

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) January 8, 2021

@morocco_dave @susie_dent Thank you.

Thank you.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) January 8, 2021

@HilaryRSparkes Common Hookland insults include: ‰Û÷Who do you think you are? The Buke of Pisspuffinia?‰Ûª and ‰Û÷He‰Ûªs such a Buke he holds his little finger out while he drinks tea, but can‰Ûªt put his boots on without help‰Ûª.

Common Hookland insults include: ‘Who do you think you are? The Buke of Pisspuffinia?’ and ‘He’s such a Buke he holds his little finger out while he drinks tea, but can’t put his boots on without help’.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) January 8, 2021

@lazcorp I am going to have to create a set of Hookland Oblique Strategies for you.

I am going to have to create a set of Hookland Oblique Strategies for you.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) January 8, 2021