Month: September 2021

@RealSardonicus I am fond of it too.

I am fond of it too.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) February 9, 2021

I am a spiv magician. I speak the language of pavement shrine spirit, bus shelter sigil. I can divine from pigeon shit splatter, from seemingly random shouts of Park bench nutters. To walk the city is to dance with magic ain‰Ûªt it? – Davey Barlow

I am a spiv magician. I speak the language of pavement shrine spirit, bus shelter sigil. I can divine from pigeon shit splatter, from seemingly random shouts of Park bench nutters. To walk the city is to dance with magic ain’t it? – Davey Barlow

— ReptonGuide (@ReptonGuide) January 8, 2021

@WannaBBonVivant You could call JC a spiv magician, but you know as a whole, the spiv magicians tend to get along. They know who the US is, know who the THEM are.

You could call JC a spiv magician, but you know as a whole, the spiv magicians tend to get along. They know who the US is, know who the THEM are.

— ReptonGuide (@ReptonGuide) January 8, 2021

They tumble from pubs of Wale Street – Prospect of Kent, My Dutch Uncle, Spit of the Worm – monkey drunk. Barge through ghosts of a boy who fell from a cart, a widow who dropped from hunger, 17 bomb dead. They won‰Ûªt remember which pub they were cursed in, won‰Ûªt see next week.

They tumble from pubs of Wale Street – Prospect of Kent, My Dutch Uncle, Spit of the Worm – monkey drunk. Barge through ghosts of a boy who fell from a cart, a widow who dropped from hunger, 17 bomb dead. They won’t remember which pub they were cursed in, won’t see next week.

— ReptonGuide (@ReptonGuide) January 8, 2021

@CassandraRules Cope.

Cope.

— ReptonGuide (@ReptonGuide) January 9, 2021

In the late 17th century, among the cunning folk there rose a class known as ‘wonder-doctors’. Renowned as healers, their list of clients included the most powerful families in the county. Any accusation of witchcraft bounced off them like rain against woodland canopy.

In the late 17th century, among the cunning folk there rose a class known as 'wonder-doctors'. Renowned as healers, their list of clients included the most powerful families in the county. Any accusation of witchcraft bounced off them like rain against woodland canopy.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) January 8, 2021

People still argue as to precise ingredients and details of the ‘Five-herb smoke on a Two-thorn fire cure’ of cunning man and wonder-doctor Richard Stranger. It is still used today in the Shire of Strangers and even some chemists sell under-the-counter packets of Five-herb Mix.

People still argue as to precise ingredients and details of the 'Five-herb smoke on a Two-thorn fire cure' of cunning man and wonder-doctor Richard Stranger. It is still used today in the Shire of Strangers and even some chemists sell under-the-counter packets of Five-herb Mix.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) January 8, 2021

@MAM12CP The county is and always will be #FolkloreAgainstFascism

@MAM12CP The county is and always will be #FolkloreAgainstFascism https://t.co/0AUC6MI0rg

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) January 8, 2021

Looks as if we need to go back to having a regular #FeckOffFascistFriday. There is no place for blood and soil numpties in Hookland. No place for those ethno-state masturbators. There is nothing in the county for them but the worst of curses. #FolkloreAgainstFascism https://t.co/lOkn6xyUC1

Looks as if we need to go back to having a regular #FeckOffFascistFriday. There is no place for blood and soil numpties in Hookland. No place for those ethno-state masturbators. There is nothing in the county for them but the worst of curses. #FolkloreAgainstFascism pic.twitter.com/lOkn6xyUC1

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) January 8, 2021

@catvincent That pissmire long left the county before they started badgering @reviewwales. No, I think a return to making them know just how unwelcome needs to be more regularly – especially as some very big folklore accounts are following those with Roman salute bio backgrounds.

That pissmire long left the county before they started badgering @reviewwales. No, I think a return to making them know just how unwelcome needs to be more regularly – especially as some very big folklore accounts are following those with Roman salute bio backgrounds.

— Hookland (@HooklandGuide) January 8, 2021