Hookland 10/1/21 0:33:49

For some of us, football is ritual magic. Sacred turf, a symbolic globe and a space defined by lines and circles. This makes the players magicians, in our case the sort of shoddy mages who can‰Ûªt summon a shot on goal. – Barry Mee, manager of Ashcourt Rovers #Football

Hookland 10/1/21 0:10:42

@Tom_Pleasant As a journalist I worked on the principle that not every affair by a politician needed printing, unless they banged on about family values and denying marriage to gay community etc.

Hookland 10/1/21 0:08:26

@GNutsofHorror Transparency allows us all to judge intent, to judge honesty. It is the cloaking of conflict of interests that provokes nullification, not necessarily the conflict. Trust the audience to be smart enough to work stuff out always, so wear the damn conflict openly is my approach.

Hookland 9/6/21 22:32:51

Graves overgrown with vines are known as ‰Û÷green cages‰Ûª in the dialect of Hookland. It is believed that the ivy acts to keep unquiet spirits trapped and is therefore not usually removed. #WyrdWednesday https://t.co/bXsimVMuyO

Hookland 9/6/21 20:05:38

@LadyLiminal1 Unfortunately, Laura from PA turned it into a flourishing business selling tea with nature cards of indigenous wildlife to ethnostate Pisspuffins.